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The clowns are on the tube again Just when I'm trying to drink a beer What they say just makes my head spin Stand-up comedy's the last thing I need to hear It's bad enough they monitor, regulate Legislate, prevaricate and take from me But when I sit down after work to vegetate Why do they spoil what's on my TV? I see the lies When I drive the roads The proof in the cities is In the civil codes The comedy in Washington Is more than I can stand Sometimes I wish some Freaking aliens would land Everyday I'm doing what I can To fight the odds for my family I know I'm getting fucked over man You don't have to put it on TV |