THERE'S THIS GIRL (Who Eats Up All My Candy)

by Jesse Shanks

I can't leave no Snickers

Laying `round my house

No, not even a Milky Way

You'd think I had a mouse

Any kind of chocolate

I think is pretty dandy

But there's this girl,you see

Who eats up all my candy!

Don't misplace your Lifesavers

They will disappear

You got to watch your Jolly Rancher

Keep your Starburst near

Any kind of sugar stuff

Laying `round is very handy

But there's this girl, you see

Who eats up all my candy!

I don't mind the cheese and crackers

The cakes and cookies too

And I don't mind the macaroni

Hell, I'd give that to you

But all my sugar treats

About them I will not bandy

Because there's this girl, you see

Who eats up all my candy!