| Bums don't wear sunglasses |
| History has shown that even a morally bankrupt, self-indulgent, decadent civilization can stagger on for decades before collapsing under its own weight - a happy thought |
| All of our presidents have been buffoons. |
| Even an intelligent man accepting the self-lobotomy necessary to achieve elected office in this country will find himself rendered immobile by the buffoons around him |
| As journalists are morally and intellectually deficient, who better to sniff out their kind among the government? |
| True spectacle: The media and politicians discussing the root causes of public cynicismprofessional business is institutionalized crime |
| sometimes on sunday morning as I think about all the people praying, I wonder what they are praying for today |
| scary thought: the same people who see Elvis in convenience stores, believe in angels and suspect aliens have landed are allowed to register to vote |
| America's greatest tragedy: most teen pregnancies are teenage girls impregnated by adult men |
| Tainted statistics created by crooked researchers - basis of most of our public policy |
| tax the rich - feed the poor |
| the church strikes me as institutionalized mental illness - invisible friends, hearing voices, etc |
| bigfoot for president |